Hello and welcome to my new blog on blogger! Now, a few quick notes for those of you who haven't previously read my blog on myspace. My name is Jesse. My friend's name is Igloo. Her comments are in parentheses. I am nuts, or so my friends claim.
Today's blog is about how guys can never be perfect. Now, guys, we know you try, but it just doesn't work. See, whenever we girls want you to like us (Igloo: *cough cough*) *ignores*, you don't. But, whenever we (Igl: *cough cough cough*) Oh for God's sakes, Igloo, what is it? (I think that the guys should have an equal say in this). Anyway, whenever we don't want you to like us, you like us. We cant win!
Now, since Igloo is so passionate about this issue, let's let her speak *glares at Igloo and hands her the keyboard*. (Okay, well first of all, hey everybody, my name is Igloo, and I like unicorns. Now, while I don't like guys either...) *scoots away from her* (It's not their fault that they are confused. We girls need to step up and let them know whether or not we like them. By the way, I love butterscotch cookies and Brittney Spears!) Excuse me folks, I said I was nuts. Correction. Igloo is.
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