Wednesday, July 28, 2010

More Complaints About Stuff You All Don't Care ABout :)

Okay, don't look now, but I'm really paranoid. There's this giant spider in the computer room. I don't want to scream. Well, I do, but I can't because its almost midnight and I dont want to wake my mom up. This thing is huge. It's over by the window.
Anyway, today we enter the wonderful world of packing! See, I've had to pack for a five day trip recently, and I've decided to vent my frustrations to you all. With packing, there's only one rule to remember. It'll never work out. Seriously. And here's the thing that got me. Our house is usually full of travel size crap lying around the house. We don't use it. It comes time for me to pack, and poof! all of it vanishes. It's like elves snuck in and stole it or something. Heck, it could have been the Keeblers. I keep trying to convince my mom that there's nothing normal about them. I mean come on! A ton of midget dudes living together in a tree baking cookies? Who thought of this?! now, my mom does insist that there's a girl elf, and i don't believe her, but if there is, did snow white shrink? 7 dwarfs, a million elves...what's the difference? The ears.

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

I DONT LIKE BUGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay. Now, I know that you are going to think that I am some kind of girly prep. I'm not. But, I fear insects with the very fiber of my being. And, to make matters worse, there is a simple principal rule with insects. The more afraid of them you are, the more they flock to you. Which is bad news for the people like me, who would appreaciate it if bugs would stay outside, where they belong. Sadly, this dream can never come true. I'm running out of ideas for blogs, obviously.

Friday, July 2, 2010

Political Satire

The problem with America today (well, one of the problems with America today) is that ppl don't vote. Not that they don't get out to the polls, I have no problem with that. If you don't have an opinion or enough information to make an informed decision, then please, by all means stay at home. What I mean is that the people who do get out to the polls. Now you may be thinking, wait a minute, those are the ones who actually do get out there and vote. And you're right. But do they really vote for the person they think will best represent them? Or do they automatically rule out one candidate or another simply because of the political party in which they place their membership? We need to get away from voting for the party. It's dangerous and unfair. We need to vote for the person we think best represents what we believe in, regardless of their affiliation. If we can't do that, then democracy fails.