Okay, don't look now, but I'm really paranoid. There's this giant spider in the computer room. I don't want to scream. Well, I do, but I can't because its almost midnight and I dont want to wake my mom up. This thing is huge. It's over by the window.
Anyway, today we enter the wonderful world of packing! See, I've had to pack for a five day trip recently, and I've decided to vent my frustrations to you all. With packing, there's only one rule to remember. It'll never work out. Seriously. And here's the thing that got me. Our house is usually full of travel size crap lying around the house. We don't use it. It comes time for me to pack, and poof! all of it vanishes. It's like elves snuck in and stole it or something. Heck, it could have been the Keeblers. I keep trying to convince my mom that there's nothing normal about them. I mean come on! A ton of midget dudes living together in a tree baking cookies? Who thought of this?! now, my mom does insist that there's a girl elf, and i don't believe her, but if there is, did snow white shrink? 7 dwarfs, a million elves...what's the difference? The ears.
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